4 hour Oil Change
Setting the Scene:
I went to lunch with Miss Olivia (Newton John) at Guido’s in cool springs… what a lovely establishment… I love the room. I love the atmosphere… and the food is downright okay. Good lunch… Good God discussion. But we were hurried along as she had a meeting in Spring Hill. So I thought… “sweet…. I have time to get my oil changed….”
Oohh.. the places you’ll go…
Timeline:
2:50pm:
I arrive at Wal-mart with my little 06 Mazda 3. I line out what I would like them to do… which is really simple. “Hi, I would like an oil change”
4:00pm:
I am informed my car is done… I walk to the checkout… the little sweet girl reads the sheet….
Her: “Oh… it looks like we couldn’t change your oil filter”
Me – Mouth Open.
Me: “So… you’re saying… that… I sat over there for over an hour… while you filled my washer fluid… and now you want $40 for that procedure?”
Her: “Well.. sir … its just we don’t carry that oil filter in stock”
Me – Mouth Open.
*exasperated*
“So uhh…. What am I paying $40 for?”
——————————————————– Pause.
Manager: “Oh… I’m sorry sir… yeah… if you can find an auto parts store, and bring us the filter, we can change it for you”
Me – Mouth Open.
Me: “So… uhmm… I sat over there…. And… no oil filter…. And…. Uhmmm…”
Manager: “We can discount this…. ”
Me: “Discount what?”
Manager: “I’ll tell you what…. If you can go buy the filter somewhere, and bring I to us… we’ll put you at the front of the line… and get you all set.”
Me – Mouth Open.
*call misty* *call misty* *call misty*
4:20pm:
Misty and I set off on our adventure to finding an oil filter. Auto-parts stores don’t seem to exist here like they do in Kansas.
(Misty and I find that we must not be able to read properly, because we can’t find the oil filter on the wall… and then they pull out this thing… that looks like a air filter… and say… here you go….. apparently the new oil filters don’t use a metal casing anymore… its just the filter… strange)
5pm:
Hello Wal-mart… oh how I have missed you.
Me: “How long will this take?”
Manager: “Oh.. maybe an hour.”
Me – Mouth Open.
Misty and I then drive around for awhile… figuring exact distances for the directions to her new house….
6:10pm:
Us: “Well, surely the car is done now… we can go pick it up… and then go eat.”
6:30pm:
Sitting at Wal-mart, watching no one work on my car.
6:40pm:
Sitting at Wal-mart, watching no one work on my car.
6:50pm:
Sitting at Wal-mart, watching no one work on my car.
7:00pm:
Sitting at Wal-mart, watching no one work on my car.
7:07pm:
THE CALL! visit www.thecall.com
7:10pm:
Sitting at Wal-mart, wating no one work on my car.
7:20pm:
The hood of my car magically closes.
7:25pm: (The checkout)
Manager: “That’ll be $49″
Me – Mouth Open.
Me: “Wasn’t there a discount?”
Manager punches buttons…..
7:26pm:
Manager punches buttons….
7:27pm:
Manager punches buttons…
7:28pm:
Manager “That’ll be $37.”
Me – Mouth Open.
*sigh*
Guys: “Hey.. have a great night!”
Me – Mouth Open.
Moral of the story….
Ride a bike.
On the up-side…. this all was followed by Cracker Barrel with Misty and a photo op for a sign stating “Listen for Differences”….
THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER



